I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Holy sore nipples Batman
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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