I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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