Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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