Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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