She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
