Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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