And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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