If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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