Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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