My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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