do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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