Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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