Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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