I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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