Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
