I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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