Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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