I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Worst way to find out I have a half sister