its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.