And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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