would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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