Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You don't make any sense
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