need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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