Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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