So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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