And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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