haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i already hear my dad disowning me
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize