Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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