hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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