when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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