So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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