i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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