i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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