Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
