Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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