But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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