Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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