I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You pole danced in your parka.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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