There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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