A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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