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  Three words: puerto rican gang bang

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  are you so shy because you have an std?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?

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  what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous

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  If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!

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  seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread

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