Three words: puerto rican gang bang
are you so shy because you have an std?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread