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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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