I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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