my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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