I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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