you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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