i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm at about main and main street
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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