Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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