were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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