No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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