Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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