you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
