Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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