Is it normal to miss your booty call?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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