I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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