She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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