Are we in a gay sports bar?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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