Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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