there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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