i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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