Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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